It's one of those weeks where it's just time to let it out, vent the frustrations and wait for all the angry phone calls, e-mails and social media posts. It's time to go random and go hard...

•If you're turning left - use your turn signal. They come equipped in all vehicles, I'm told...

•If you're turning left at a busy intersection in Springfield (where the light stays green for all of three seconds), by all means, put your phone down and proceed when the light turns green, not three seconds later after I have to honk and swear at you. Why do local engineers hate people who make left turns, anyway? People shouldn't have to run red lights to get more than two cars through at a time. I'm just sayin'...

•If you accelerate to a stop sign, by all means, I'm gonna slow down and let you go first. You win. And red means stop and green means go, in case anyone wasn't sure...

Double drive-thru lanes at fast food restaurants are the absolute worst. The chaos that ensues to merge back into one lane is always a treat. Which leads me to look in the mirror - dude, stop going to fast food restaurants...

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